May 31, 2008

May Post of the Month!

Congratulations to Ahuxley for winning the May Post of the Month! His post is too awesome to have here. You’ll have to view it on pfhorums to believe it.

The runner up:

You know, these posts are starting to really piss me off.

Let me ask a simple question. Have any of you ported anything to other systems (ignoring Treelama)? Or better yet, has anyone here made anything that contributed to Marathon? Shitty multiplayer maps don’t count. So stop acting like fucking assholes, like you had any experience in this sort of thing. I really like how some of you are saying “its comon sesne t0 mak backups” when, ironically enough, I bet none of you have ever made any backups to anything except your porn.

Bottom line, shut the fuck up and stop acting like fucking animals.

- DeepThought

Edit by irons: I’m stupad, so stupad, for making W’rk post his POTM as early as he did. He forgot to mention this on the update.

olmec: Community Commentary, POTM, Periodical + tapped to you by wrkncacnter @ 11:18 pm

Unsolved Mysteries: Hotmodal

Warning: fairly long IRC log follows.

<jon_irons> RIP hotmodal
<jon_irons> http://irons.treellama.org/images/qoou.anim.gif
<Wrkncacnter> i haven’t given up on him
<TychoVII> that’s some matrix shit
<RyokoTK> that’s mordekai getting his face owned
<jon_irons> you mean, that’s the helicopter rescue crew being resisted and hotmodal disappearing
<RyokoTK> yes
<RyokoTK> in a blaze of bullets
<Wrkncacnter> you can see him run after he hits the ground
<Wrkncacnter> HE’S STILL ALIVE!

Continued here.

olmec: #a1, Jokes, Logs, People, qoou + tapped to you by irons @ 12:32 am

IRC stats updated.

This is the beginning of what I hope will become a monthly tradition.

Note: the stats from the last 1-2 weeks haven’t been as accurate as possible; my connection has crapped out a lot in that time.

olmec: #a1, *LINK*, Periodical, Stats + tapped to you by irons @ 12:03 am

May 29, 2008

JUICEcast 2

Quick note: I somehow mistook Doy for the owner of Pfhorchan. Ray is the real owner. Oops. Also, pardon the background noise. Maybe there will be a “remastered” version soon.

OH HEY, here’s a link to it, in case the title-link thing is throwing you dudes off.

Links discussed:

Pfhorchan
Treellama’s Blog
Simplici7y
Pfhorums
Traxus
Smithy
MarathUp
JUICE
TGI
Marathon C (Demo)
Marathon White
Eternal
Jack Hammer

PS: If you use a “podcatcher,” you can subscribe to the JUICEcast subfeed on JFO using your software.

olmec: *AUDIO*, *LINK*, CLIQUE, HR, JUICE, JUICEcast, meta (meta is the best word ever) + tapped to you by irons @ 4:29 am

May 27, 2008

Natural Language *NM* *LINK*


olmec: *LINK*, *NM*, loch + tapped to you by irons @ 2:42 am

May 25, 2008

loch

Ever since my first official loch episode almost exactly one year ago, I’ve held an unexpected fascination with the concept and its execution. The official definition of loch (as seen in its AlephWiki article) covers very little:

An adjective, verb, or interjection characterized by bizarre behavior, especially in verbal form. loch is used most often in conjunction a person whose words are sheer nonsense.

What started as a way to make fun of guys like ahuxley and me has turned into so much more (for me, anyway). loch is at once a restrictive machine-generated lack of human input and a full-blown stream of human consciousness. The original incident stemmed from text messages I plopped across the board in careful fashion. It was a combination of word-association and calculated (that is to say, non-random) randomness. I’ve begun to admire loch in many different forms. For example, it appears in my own writing (especially here [mild], here [medium], and here [severe]); the pieces of both Underworld and Boredoms contain lyrical or musical loch; I admire a few loch-style programs and have kludged my own; I’m not so much into the visual stuff yet, but that may change.

In fact, loch resembles the old Dada movement. I believe there is a distinction, but right now I’m hard-pressed to find it. To start, Dada was man-made, deliberate, and a “movement.” Most experts interpret loch as a force or phenomenon, something that can not be controlled and that will likely damage you if you play with it too much. After all, look at me. Fitting into the “primal force” aspect of loch in the face of Dada, there are two incarnations of loch: the Loch Nits Monster and Syringe Guy (not to mention the horrendous combination of the two). As totems/folk characters/heroes/villains, these two beings give loch a life of its own. Another odd facet of loch comes from the process behind its fabrication: it came from me even though I was in direct opposition to Dada. loch doesn’t want to be itself.

No BS.

olmec: Lists, Serious, Theory, loch + tapped to you by irons @ 10:39 pm

THE VISUAL LORD

I thought I’d put the List to good use and run it through my locher. This first result (usually the only one that counts) is excellent:

BS Stomped. you JUICE WELL! found is creates
the burn THE VISUAL LORD the Story anything is
THIS ON so I’ve if…then…and no Why dubblbubbl community
single-handedly can’t AWAY I incest have. CLIQUE Loves Burton
cash
TO you Me Must jokes don’t To fun
orz Taps Be You Wrk is MODE is it
Hose JIHADIC diluted. what :C stop. Please done (No
see Giant Free you FUCKING GET RyokoTK Board Prahblum
THE Barley. tall SHIT Be Pussy and deserve loch/nits
ruining Irons; Beast FROM stupad, WEB out.
Psycho There
GO just please) stupad part Dude/seriously Nobody ect Eternal
Blood eight-foot Douche/Huge ALL INFINITYS the For strong. the
Ignorance Catholic CLUCKED ‘ke

olmec: Jokes, Lists, loch + tapped to you by irons @ 10:31 pm

May 23, 2008

Mission Statement [BELATED]

Maybe the two people (one person, if you recognize the universal equivalence of Wrk=Irons) who read this are confused about the purpose of such a venomous place. Quite frankly, I’m just as lost as you are. But as the foremost maintainer of JFO, I suppose I have to explain something to you. I’ll try to insert it into the frame of a genuine 1990s Mission Statement.

We here at Just Found Out believe it is our privilege–no, our duty–to provide certain people with the latest and greatest thoughts on our little community. Let’s face it: we all spend a lot of time on a game that almost no one plays, and in some cases, we don’t even play it ourselves. So there must be something magical about it, and I’ll tell you what it is: the community. Maybe I am remembering this purely out of fancy, but even RyokoTK once admitted that he returned to things Marathon because he realized how much the community mattered to him.

It’s the same for me: no matter how much (or how little) I care about the game itself, I’ve found that I can’t replace the Marathon community. This can explain some of my loch; I try to get away because my reason says I don’t give a damn about playing anymore, but I come back every time because I miss the ridiculous interactions between given members of our nice little group. During my first official loch, I ran off to the Darktrain Underworld Forums, and while I got some great information out of people there, it just wasn’t the same.

So JFO is here for us, and for you. If you’re a guy who appreciates all the funny stuff that comes from the mouths of both CLIQUE and noobs alike, I can say that I intended this place to be a haven for you. Have I succeeded? Probably not yet.

In a community like ours, there’s no real “news.” Either we all know something, or it doesn’t matter. Treellama tells us about Aleph One stuff, and Pfhorums provides us with an easy-to-access portal for all the human-interest crap we could want. JFO is just another lens through which you can view current events. W’rkncancter and I are both fairly well-known for our humor, and another tenet of JFO is to provide things in a humorous manner. This won’t stop us from the occasional serious post (just wait until I rant), but we’ve both found that the greatest thing about us all is the ability to laugh. Of course, there are those who don’t laugh, but they make things even funnier for the rest of us.

I love writing. Science fiction is my preference, but close behind that is making people smile about stupid things. Drawing on such source material as we have, this is no challenge. But the really interesting stuff comes from the usual college-level bullshit: making up reasons why we do what we do, why we say what we say, and why Cybercontrol[l]er wants to write Durandal/Cortana slashfic. We’re news with a twist, and I guess the shortest summary is this: I want you to come to JFO first, before those other sites, and grab hold of our bias. The most fun I’ve ever had with critical reading was viewing new things through a prejudice; a lot of the music I now dislike (and like) has become that way in both in spite of and because of previous ribbing I read about the artists. But let’s face the facts.

You CLIQUEmen all think alike, anyway.

olmec: Serious, meta (meta is the best word ever) + tapped to you by irons @ 12:21 am

May 20, 2008

Community Drought?

Is the marathon community finally coming to the end of its days? Certain people from Australia might say so, and can point to Irons as the reason. Or, does the community just seem less active because the CLIQUE has forced a good portion of the retarded users away? People like Macsforever have been forced out of the community by the complex Marathon Government, and the annoying members post much less often. Obviously this is a good thing. Or is it?

Looking back at the community for the last few years, stupidity has always been at its core. People hosting and making shitty maps and other content, countless 12 year-olds posting whatever mindless crap they feel like on the pfhorums and the few community elites putting them in their place have always been what’s driven this community.

A month or two ago, Ryoko bashing was suddenly taken to a new level, and the idea of the CLIQUE formed. Anti-CLIQUE people whined for a while, and then left. Now, the pfhorums are left with noobs asking questions as always (and I feel that’s one of the main reasons this forum should exist, so I’m all for it), and people talking about new projects. A lot of the stupidity is gone, and in my mind, this is exactly what the pfhorums should be. However, as a CLIQUE member, I’ve gotten used to responding to stupid posts with sarcasm, and I actually enjoy doing it. With a lack of retards, the opportunities to do this have gone way down. I think I’d almost like to see some mix of annoying 12 year-olds and people that are assholes to them. This has always been what the marathon community has been about, and that must be why I’ve stuck around for so long.

Sure, we’ve had a few trolls in the last couple months, but nothing even comes close to making the legendary forum. Take tiga for example. His link was an obvious attempt at trolling, and therefore, livening up the forum, but pretty much the exact thing had been done before, and was executed much better. However, the thread does point out something that I found interesting. Not one person took tiga’s post seriously (except BobWithKeycard, that douche will always be around. Thank you, sir) I would imagine that if this had been posted about 3-4 months ago, a number of gullible people would have taken it seriously, and made it at least somewhat enjoyable to watch. These people are gone, and so is the entertainment they provided.

So, will we get a new wave of retards, or will some old ones come back? Would that be a good thing? Even the metaserver has seen a small decline in the number of people that are playing, but games still do occur fairly regularly, so it may be nothing to worry about. I believe that the only hope to draw new people in is the metaserver at this point, and I feel fairly confident that will happen. It seems like in the years I’ve been active in this community, we have had small declines in the “action” and we have always rebounded. New people always seem to come from nowhere. Will it happen again? Only time will tell, and since summer is about here, hopefully we’ll find out soon.

olmec: Community Commentary + tapped to you by wrkncacnter @ 6:49 pm

A List

I guess it’s not all that great to catalogue in-jokes and such, but there have to be some good ones that are slipping out of our memory. So here is what I remember:

:C
Barley.
Best of luck to all of you in the future.
cash and burn
Catholic
Chat Cabal
CLIQUE
CLUCKED
d0×9B5:TERMISFORBIDDEN
dubblbubbl
Dude/seriously
ect is the fun part
Eternal Story Board
fuck, you
GERT HLIM AD GT THE FALG!
GET MARARTHON
Giant Douche/Huge Pussy
I GO ON THE FUCKING WEB TO GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT
if…then…and
Ignorance creates the diluted.
INFINITYS
it is strong.
Its really big/is a given
JIHADIC
JUICE
‘ke
little toybox of failure
loch/nits
Magnanimous thanks,
mail frame idea
no BS
Nobody Loves Me
(No incest jokes please)
ONE WAY
orz
‘parents
Please stop.
Prahblum
Psycho Hose Beast
RyokoTK is single-handedly ruining the community
Stomped.
Stupad, so stupad
Taps you the eight-foot tall Burton
THE LORD
themselfs
To Be Free There Must Be Blood For ALL
Try to read between the lines a little bit more in the future, Tl.
u no … or do u

Vale,

 

VISUAL MODE
WELL!
Why can’t you see what I’ve done
WHY WAS / I BANNED
Wrk is Irons; just found out.
[XM]
You don’t deserve anything you have.

That’s all I can think of now, but check back periodically to see if I’ve updated. (And let me know if I missed anything important!)

olmec: CLIQUE, Jokes, Lists + tapped to you by irons @ 11:03 am
Older Posts »

W’rk is Irons
Copyright © 2007–2010 Jonathan G. Irons and Respective Posters
"Juft Founde Oute" banner by ray