I thought this was funny as hell, and I’m bored, so here you go.  See if you can tell who the idiot is.

2008/11/21 11:34:25 <farcast> yawnfest
2008/11/21 11:34:32 <lizzard> can’t keep your mouth shut, can you?
2008/11/21 11:34:39 <farcast> borrring
2008/11/21 11:34:48 <lizzard> yeah.  losing does get boring I imagine
2008/11/21 11:34:52 <farcast> mouselook is hard
2008/11/21 11:34:53 <farcast> etc
2008/11/21 11:35:1 <farcast> lolteleport
2008/11/21 11:35:1 <lizzard> I play with my feet.  you’re using hands. . No skill.
2008/11/21 11:35:18 <farcast> mmm
2008/11/21 11:35:22 <farcast> either way
2008/11/21 11:35:26 <farcast> mousefag is a mousefag
2008/11/21 11:35:43 <lizzard> you’re going to just keep on losing to all the mousefags then
2008/11/21 11:35:56 <farcast> haven’t played in 3 years buddeh
2008/11/21 11:35:59 <farcast> gimmie a week
2008/11/21 11:36:9 <lizzard> i played you before you left and you werent that good
2008/11/21 11:36:20 <lizzard> but ill wait a week
2008/11/21 11:36:20 <farcast> no
2008/11/21 11:36:21 <farcast> you havent
2008/11/21 11:36:26 <farcast> but if you insist
2008/11/21 11:36:32 <farcast> mouselook is skill etc
2008/11/21 11:36:40 <farcast> point click so hard
2008/11/21 11:36:43 <lizzard> I never understood that
2008/11/21 11:36:46 <farcast> how do you do it? masterfull
2008/11/21 11:36:51 <lizzard> beating you isn’t that masaterful
2008/11/21 11:37:0 <farcast> is your hand on the mouse?
2008/11/21 11:37:2 <farcast> it is?
2008/11/21 11:37:4 <farcast> you’re not good
2008/11/21 11:37:6 <farcast> go home
2008/11/21 11:37:9 <lizzard> then why can’t you beat me?
2008/11/21 11:37:12 <farcast> m
2008/11/21 11:37:12 <farcast> o
2008/11/21 11:37:13 <farcast> u
2008/11/21 11:37:13 <farcast> s
2008/11/21 11:37:14 <farcast> e
2008/11/21 11:37:15 <farcast> l
2008/11/21 11:37:15 <farcast> o
2008/11/21 11:37:15 <farcast> o
2008/11/21 11:37:16 <farcast> k
2008/11/21 11:37:17 <farcast> ?
2008/11/21 11:37:22 <lizzard> so you admit that you can’t beat me
2008/11/21 11:37:31 <farcast> of course i can
2008/11/21 11:37:35 <farcast> your a noskill scrub
2008/11/21 11:37:36 <lizzard> you’re 0-8 so far
2008/11/21 11:37:42 <farcast> uh hoh
2008/11/21 11:37:44 <lizzard> lol
2008/11/21 11:37:51 <farcast> and those 8 are the 30 second games you disced in?
2008/11/21 11:38:1 <lizzard> no.  we played last night, madboi
2008/11/21 11:38:2 <farcast> how pathetic is your life that you use mouselook in marathon
2008/11/21 11:38:3 <farcast> and then talk shit
2008/11/21 11:38:4 <farcast> seriously
2008/11/21 11:38:10 <farcast> do you ever wake up in the morning and think
2008/11/21 11:38:13 <lizzard> loll
2008/11/21 11:38:14 <farcast> this would be so much easier
2008/11/21 11:38:16 <farcast> if i killed myself
2008/11/21 11:38:18 <lizzard> lol
2008/11/21 11:38:21 <farcast> the world would be a better place
2008/11/21 11:38:24 <farcast> in general
2008/11/21 11:38:27 <farcast> all people would benefit
2008/11/21 11:38:35 <lizzard> so why do you even play?
2008/11/21 11:38:38 <farcast> the IQ of thep planet would be raised
2008/11/21 11:38:39 <raulm21-(3playeronly)> Hi Adam
2008/11/21 11:38:41 <farcast> a good 14 points
2008/11/21 11:38:43 <lizzard> answer the question
2008/11/21 11:38:46 <lizzard> why do you play?
2008/11/21 11:38:55 <farcast> i love running into noskill mousefags
2008/11/21 11:38:58 <farcast> who think they are good
2008/11/21 11:38:59 <lizzard> you must
2008/11/21 11:39:0 <farcast> it amuses me
2008/11/21 11:39:4 <farcast> greatly
2008/11/21 11:39:17 <lizzard> you dont’ seem very amused when you’re bitching about losing during the game
2008/11/21 11:39:34 <farcast> if i took this as seriously as you do kiddo
2008/11/21 11:39:37 <lizzard> or yawning
2008/11/21 11:39:37 <farcast> you’d get stomped
2008/11/21 11:39:41 <farcast> its just funny
2008/11/21 11:39:50 <farcast> that you’re playing a game from 96
2008/11/21 11:39:50 <farcast> using a mouse
2008/11/21 11:39:52 <farcast> and talking trash
2008/11/21 11:39:54 <lizzard> so we’ll just assumer that have the potential to be better than me
2008/11/21 11:40:2 <farcast> we will yeah
2008/11/21 11:40:7 <farcast> that would be the reasonable assumption here
2008/11/21 11:40:13 <lizzard> the game is from before 96 and it came with mouse controls
2008/11/21 11:40:18 <farcast> given that we’ve established the mental hierarchy
2008/11/21 11:40:19 <farcast> already
2008/11/21 11:40:30 <farcast> if you’re counting the engine?
2008/11/21 11:40:34 <farcast> oh ok
2008/11/21 11:40:36 <lizzard> you’ve clearly demonstrated your emotional maturity by whining through every loss.
2008/11/21 11:40:37 <farcast> lets argue this point
2008/11/21 11:40:43 <farcast> aleph one made mouselook useable
2008/11/21 11:40:48 <farcast> you ever try using the mouselook
2008/11/21 11:40:52 <farcast> that came with Mi?
2008/11/21 11:40:56 <farcast> on release?
2008/11/21 11:40:57 <lizzard> I had the original M1 and it had mouse controls
2008/11/21 11:40:58 <farcast> it was a joke
2008/11/21 11:41:0 <farcast> it
2008/11/21 11:41:1 <farcast> was
2008/11/21 11:41:1 <farcast> a
2008/11/21 11:41:2 <farcast> joke
2008/11/21 11:41:8 <farcast> you couldn’t do shit with it
2008/11/21 11:41:11 <farcast> it was choppy as fuck
2008/11/21 11:41:17 <farcast> aleph one smoothed it out
2008/11/21 11:41:19 <lizzard> I had no trouble
2008/11/21 11:41:28 <farcast> no, of course you didn’t
2008/11/21 11:41:38 <farcast> because you never played any competent keyboarders
2008/11/21 11:41:40 <farcast> but
2008/11/21 11:41:43 <lizzard> I played you
2008/11/21 11:41:43 <farcast> that point aside
2008/11/21 11:41:48 <farcast> in m1?
2008/11/21 11:41:50 <farcast> on release?
2008/11/21 11:41:51 <farcast> with mouse?
2008/11/21 11:41:52 <lizzard> ?
2008/11/21 11:41:52 <farcast> no
2008/11/21 11:41:53 <farcast> you didnt
2008/11/21 11:41:54 <lizzard> negative
2008/11/21 11:41:58 <farcast> you didnt play me in mi either
2008/11/21 11:41:59 <farcast> on release
2008/11/21 11:42:1 <farcast> my point
2008/11/21 11:42:6 <farcast> which you seem to have failed to grasp
2008/11/21 11:42:10 <farcast> not surprising
2008/11/21 11:42:11 <farcast> is
2008/11/21 11:42:17 <farcast> that when the game was first released
2008/11/21 11:42:19 <farcast> mouselook was garbage
2008/11/21 11:42:22 <farcast> now it’s usable
2008/11/21 11:42:24 <lizzard> so we can assume that, in another time, in an obsolete system, you had the potential to be better than me.
2008/11/21 11:42:31 <farcast> hmm
2008/11/21 11:42:32 <farcast> ok
2008/11/21 11:42:33 <lizzard> :)
2008/11/21 11:42:38 <farcast> i see i’m dealing with the 80 IQ crew here
2008/11/21 11:42:42 <farcast> so i’ll talk slower
2008/11/21 11:42:45 <farcast> mouse
2008/11/21 11:42:46 <farcast> look
2008/11/21 11:42:47 <farcast> takes
2008/11/21 11:42:50 <farcast> absolutely
2008/11/21 11:42:50 <farcast> no
2008/11/21 11:42:51 <farcast> talent
2008/11/21 11:42:52 <farcast> or
2008/11/21 11:42:54 <farcast> skill
2008/11/21 11:42:55 <farcast> whatsoever
2008/11/21 11:43:2 <lizzard> SO beating you takes absolutely no talent or skill whatsoever.  I agree.
2008/11/21 11:43:4 <farcast> now, there are basically two options here
2008/11/21 11:43:16 <farcast> one, we just admit together, in a reasonable manner
2008/11/21 11:43:27 <farcast> that you’re a hormonal, competative young adult who just likes to win
2008/11/21 11:43:32 <lizzard> true
2008/11/21 11:43:34 <farcast> and is willing to bastardize the game to do so
2008/11/21 11:43:38 <lizzard> false
2008/11/21 11:43:41 <farcast> or
2008/11/21 11:43:45 <lizzard> you have to believe that because you use the keyboard and lose
2008/11/21 11:43:48 <farcast> sigh
2008/11/21 11:43:54 <lizzard> so the only thing that allows you to continue
2008/11/21 11:43:58 <farcast> i can see you have nothing between your ears
2008/11/21 11:44:1 <lizzard> is to tell yourself that all the mousers beating you have no skill
2008/11/21 11:44:7 <lizzard> so everyone you play now
2008/11/21 11:44:8 <Shotgun Killer> hello
2008/11/21 11:44:10 <lizzard> is going to have no skill
2008/11/21 11:44:13 <lizzard> whether they beat you or not
2008/11/21 11:44:16 <farcast> this is akin to speaking with a brick wall
2008/11/21 11:44:16 <farcast> it is
2008/11/21 11:44:17 <farcast> not
2008/11/21 11:44:18 <farcast> hard
2008/11/21 11:44:18 <farcast> to
2008/11/21 11:44:18 <lizzard> before the game even begins
2008/11/21 11:44:19 <farcast> win
2008/11/21 11:44:22 <farcast> at marathon
2008/11/21 11:44:25 <farcast> the scoring system is rigged
2008/11/21 11:44:27 <lizzard> not against you it’s not
2008/11/21 11:44:27 <farcast> get 10 kills
2008/11/21 11:44:31 <farcast> then stop rezzing
2008/11/21 11:44:34 <farcast> you’ll win every game
2008/11/21 11:44:37 <farcast> if i wanted to beat you
2008/11/21 11:44:40 <farcast> i’ld get 1 kill
2008/11/21 11:44:43 <farcast> kill myself
2008/11/21 11:44:44 <lizzard> so you WANT to lose?
2008/11/21 11:44:45 <farcast> and never rez
2008/11/21 11:44:47 <farcast> its not hard
2008/11/21 11:44:55 <lizzard> is that what you’re saying?
2008/11/21 11:44:56 <farcast> its more fun to play agressive, to keyboard, to glace
2008/11/21 11:44:59 <farcast> to go for shots
2008/11/21 11:45:0 <lizzard> You play to lose?
2008/11/21 11:45:7 <farcast> i play for fun
2008/11/21 11:45:9 <farcast> what do want?
2008/11/21 11:45:10 <lizzard> haha
2008/11/21 11:45:14 <lizzard> you don’t seem to have much fun
2008/11/21 11:45:14 <farcast> you won an online game of marathon?
2008/11/21 11:45:19 <farcast> is your life so utterly worthless
2008/11/21 11:45:28 <farcast> that that is where you get your sense of self worth from?
2008/11/21 11:45:30 <farcast> really?
2008/11/21 11:45:33 <farcast> REALLY?
2008/11/21 11:45:34 <farcast> man
2008/11/21 11:45:38 <farcast> dude, seriously
2008/11/21 11:45:45 <farcast> razors are like 50 cents a pack
2008/11/21 11:45:46 <lizzard> You get very worked up over something you claim to care nothing about.
2008/11/21 11:45:49 <farcast> slit your wrists
2008/11/21 11:45:57 <farcast> dude, i’m seriously doing this out of compasion
2008/11/21 11:45:59 <farcast> im not pissed
2008/11/21 11:46:1 <farcast> im saddened
2008/11/21 11:46:5 <farcast> you really should end your life
2008/11/21 11:46:9 <lizzard> are you bipolar too?
2008/11/21 11:46:9 <farcast> it would be a lot easier for all of us
2008/11/21 11:46:13 <lizzard> this is highly manic
2008/11/21 11:46:23 <farcast> no, you are highly worthless
2008/11/21 11:46:29 <farcast> and it makes me sad to breath the same air
2008/11/21 11:46:46 <farcast> anyway, its been fun flame baiting the scrubs
2008/11/21 11:46:47 <farcast> but
2008/11/21 11:46:49 <farcast> have to
2008/11/21 11:46:50 <farcast> you know
2008/11/21 11:46:52 <farcast> “work”
2008/11/21 11:46:52 <farcast> for
2008/11/21 11:46:55 <farcast> you know “money”
2008/11/21 11:46:57 <farcast> in the
2008/11/21 11:46:59 <farcast> you know
2008/11/21 11:47:1 <farcast> “real”
2008/11/21 11:47:2 <farcast> world
2008/11/21 11:47:4 <farcast> peace
2008/11/21 11:47:4 <lizzard> lol