You probably saw this coming from a mile away, so I might as well get started with zero preamble.
W’rk was the original masked crusader (moonlighting as JUICEMAN). He beat the shit out of Ryoko that time he tried raping Bridget. He disappeared under mysterious circumstances when HP cracked down on its Intellectual Property rights. Could he be…
Treellama controls the very engine we use to play (or not play) our game. He can therefore manipulate the universe we inhabit. I’ll admit he’s pretty distant sometimes, not to mention he went off to some other place of his own and decided to create life.
Controversial? Abrasive? Wannabe rapist? No doubt. Then we find out we miss him like hell after he’s gone, and things fall apart. Tower of Hanoi = possible allusion to Comedian’s tour in Vietnam?
This Marathoner used every gadget at his disposal, creating a map editor out of some crazy shit, then realized the silliness of acting like a superhero, promptly retired, got really sad, tried being a hero again, and got laid in the process.
From his Nothorns retreat in Antarctica, Ray applies his massive brainpower to the prahblums Marathon faces today. His solution, the only logical one, operates on a basic principle: that everyone 4GET MARARTHON and move into a new era of the future. He’s not afraid to sacrifice a few for the benefit of the many.
He’s everyone’s favorite. His methods are mysterious. His notes are undeniably powerful and cryptic. No one knows his true identity. His devotion to our own JFO is second to none. He he operates outside the law and the jurisdiction of the shards of CLIQUE. Patrick might as well be Rorschach.