May 14, 2009

Congrats, Thermo

{he chose the right guy to copy from on his final}

Stop coding.

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  1. Syringe Guy by thermoplyae — May 15, 2009 @ 3:38 am

    1) you add a cstack(map[I, K x Env]) and a currentCF(I), delete the existing relevant rules, and add the reduction rules

    K(function f s> cstack(gamma) –> K(.> cstack(gamma[f < -(s, .)]) -> K(exit> -> K(.),

    K(exit, rest) –> K(.),

    and K(resume f_1 -> rest) currentCF(f_2) env(rho) cstack(Delta) –> k(first(Delta’[f_1]) currentCF(f_1) env(second(Delta’[f_1])) cstack(Delta’) where Delta’ = Delta[f_2 < - (rest, rho)]

    2) (you left out a page so i’m not going to answer, but you really just extend the let rec rule given in the obvious way)

    3) (you left out a page of this too! you can handle the word ’semantics’ but not the semantics themselfs, i see:) use this rule: k(static var x> statics(gamma) env(rho) curClass(c) –> k(.> statics(gamma) env(rho[x < - gamma[(c, x)]]) when gamma[(c, x)] exists, otherwise allocate a new one: k(static var x> statics(gamma) env(rho) curClass(c) nextLoc(l) –> k(.> statics(gamma[(c, x) <- l]) env(rho[x <- l]) curClass(c) nextLoc(l + 1). (plus some other minor modifications to make this make sense)

    i was drunk, so maybe this isn’t 100% accurate :(, but thanks! from here on out i am an Adult, capital A.

    @patrick: if you are clique — and, as suggested by Woodford, you are — then you’re an alter ego for ray, and we’ve known since at least april. it was good (no, “better,” but there’s no appropriate word) while it lasted,

    thermoplyae Reply:

    it’s honestly a little fun to sober and watch mistakes emerge from this response. at least, i was sober when i took the final, thank The LORD. :)

    patrick Reply:

    I’ve no qualms about asserting my unreality, but I fear that the mental-continua of ray and myself remain, as a scholar-monk put it recently, ‘incorrigibly discrete’[1].

    re: woodford–my lasciviousness precludes the cultivation of clairvoyance, so I needs must resort to more conventional methods in the quest for information-cubed.

    [1] I can’t confirm that the venerable was issuing a direct comment on the ‘patrick==pasco’ question, but it is nonetheless apt.

    it was good

    It was good for me, too.

    thermoplyae Reply:

    I disagree, in the present context anyway, that “Surely you are ray.” can be soundly defeated by “What is ray, after all?”

    I (we, I suppose, since Irons looked into it too) went to some lengths to find a Woodford reference outside of IRC, and it appears absolutely nowhere else (save for a brief mention on the metaserver, but, honestly, who plays Marathon?). It is also very ray to throw it in our faces while maintaining plausible deniability (via April Fools and a private correspondence respectively); this is in addition coupled with a variety of shared personality quirks and similarities along those lines. The only irreconcilable piece for me is that ESB has documentation of you playing Eternal — something the ray I know would never have done (again, who plays Marathon?). I mean, if you aren’t ray (and you are), then you really should take him aside and have a heart-to-heart; you two are soulmates.

    I stand staunchly unconvinced.

    (Too many parentheticals.)

    patrick Reply:

    re: zeitgeist–Ray would have correctly spelt Naggy’s name the first time.

    I went to some lengths to find a Woodford reference outside of IRC

    ‘Oddly, this is familiar.’ Of course, Thorn-hater, thou art seen is more flattering than nfpatrick[1][2].

    I confess that in the beginning I was leery of being the sixth man[3] in Kafka’s ‘fellowship‘. I suspect my involvement in the game that was the community would not have amounted to much more than a .gif thumbing its nose at Mr. Marshall had not curiosity got the better of me that evening.

    you two are soulmates

    ‘We met once on the meatserver’[4]

    [1] but this usage originated with ray, which muddies the waters.

    [2] (no disrespect meant to neo-freudian anthologies)

    [3] polyvalence unintended.

    [4] but then, I’ve never had anything to do with netgames. As you say, who plays mararthon?

    irons Reply:

    from here on out i am an Adult, capital A.

    I may never be an Adult, but I’ll strive to be an Alcoholic.

  2. Syringe Guy by treellama — May 15, 2009 @ 12:56 pm

    SILF: thermo’s sister makes another appearance

    If patrick is ray, then ray used/uses Ubuntu. That knowledge will lessen the sting, if it’s true.

    thermoplyae Reply:

    Simple Imperative… uh… i don’t know, actually. your interpretation is probably right.

    patrick Reply:

    implied use of ubuntu

    HAHA

    treellama Reply:

    Fair enough–it doesn’t matter. The notion of ray using any Linux is hilarious. The notion of ray using GNU/FreeBSD is still amusing.

    patrick Reply:

    This may cost me my cushy post sorting mail here at the Laboratories, but the recollection of it nagged at me whilst I was sipping my breakfast tea.

    It might be worth noting that within the list of participants in another thread we come upon a certain “simon” Gao. ‘Tis regrettable that pro-choice politics have lead him down the stallmanist path, drunk on the devil’s buttermilk that flows from the wanton teat of larry the cow.

    r Reply:

    As my sometime alter-ego hints, the notion of GNU/kFreeBSD existing is itself amusing, as though the *kernel* made BSD BSD. I’m ashamed to admit to having been as fevered a Linux cultist as any of them - all too recently, but not recently enough for Ubuntu, I fear. I am now a Roman Catholic.

    ATTN: Irons
    3 levels is not nearly enough nesting of comments.

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