October 17, 2011

Orangemen

right here

a leaked missive from the east

look

concerning orangemen

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June 26, 2011

a letter to the active community

… from CLIQUE (or me, at least), as communicated by David Foster Wallace, now printed on AGENT ORANGE.

I’ve tried several times to take this passage and adapt it to Mararthon, but it seems not just hopelessly hard but actually disrespectful to modify it.  Still, I think it’s so important, so worth bringing to your attention, that I’d like to quote it verbatim below.  It is the best account I have read in years of mentorship, fatherhood, and self-consolation in the face of failure, disability, and lost potential, moral acceptance and selfish anger, and the way all of these seep bruise-like into your everydays.

For once, this isn’t community commentary — there’s hardly an agent in this text other than the father, and hence no room for the Pfhorums — but it does inform you of some community context.  Anyway, not everything is about you.

(Try to read between the lines a little bit more)

olmec: + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 2:51 am

January 15, 2011

CLIQUE and the Dark Ages of Mararthon

Following Hamish’s recent report of TOTAL INACTIVITY, I thought it might be good to fill in the gap. Apologies for both the iframe and the Javascript; ray will have my head for it.

I’m happy to consider more date submissions and corrections. This isn’t meant to be an exhaustive list of all dates Mararthon-related; its focus on Hamish’s missing period is clear, though some earlier dates were included for the benefit of perspective.

olmec: Community Commentary, Lists, Serious + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 3:36 pm

December 20, 2010

On to the future

Public Enemy #1

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November 28, 2010

Machine learning

Chrome gets it

Chrome gets it

Things have been quiet around here lately because no one gives a shit. Nez has been finishing the first draft of his novel, TK has evaporated, I’ve been working, TL has a kid to look after, and that makes most of us. The best Mararthon-related news I’ve got is that we’re 157 steps ahead of these chumps.

olmec: *IMAGE*, *LINK*, Pfhorums + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 12:37 pm

October 10, 2010

Pfhorums simulator

Definitely not a Pfhorums stimulator. This morning I finished playing Pfhorums.nits, pictured below:

Its most remarkable feature is its realism. Finish off a major conflict and then an angry Dugit appears, sputtering something incoherent and draining away the last of your stamina. Get cornered by Slave and tl and they’ll knock you out inside of a few turns.

There’s been musing about expansions already — I myselfs were surprised to find that there weren’t any dungeons in this installment. Hopefully there’ll be even more NitsLoch to look forward to in the future.

September 26, 2010

my very own jfo

(07:45:44 PM) pfhortipfhy: Hey, do you live in the midwest?
(07:49:38 PM) pfhortipfhy: I met a friend of yours at a wedding in St. Louis.
(07:49:48 PM) pfhortipfhy: I have his email around here somewhere.
(07:49:58 PM) thermo: what, who
(07:50:20 PM) pfhortipfhy: I think he was a roommate of yours? You got him into marathon as well?
(07:53:00 PM) pfhortipfhy: j—@gmail.com
(07:53:08 PM) thermo: oh shit, really?
(07:53:22 PM) pfhortipfhy: Yeah dude. We talked about programming for a while.
(07:53:25 PM) thermo: a— and k—’s?
(07:53:33 PM) pfhortipfhy: Hell yeah! K—’s my cousin.
(07:53:39 PM) thermo: hahaha, that’s crazy
(07:53:58 PM) thermo: i went to high school with j— and a—, and i lived with j— for like four years :)
(07:53:59 PM) pfhortipfhy: Yeah, I know, right. I couldn’t believe it when he first said “Pfhorums”.
(07:54:15 PM) pfhortipfhy: Haha, yeah, he said you guys were wicked tight.
(07:54:37 PM) thermo: that’s nuts man
(07:55:14 PM) pfhortipfhy: Yeah. Small world, eh?
(07:55:27 PM) thermo: extremely, i can’t imagine the odds of that
(07:57:01 PM) pfhortipfhy: So, you know K—?
(07:57:16 PM) thermo: a little, she came over a few times to jog or to drink
(07:57:34 PM) pfhortipfhy: Nice. Yeah, I heard the whole story about the CUBE.
(07:58:57 PM) thermo: this is unbelievable, i need like half an hour to recuperate
(08:01:19 PM) pfhortipfhy: Hahaha. It was great, we were talking about games, and he asks me what games I like, and I talk about what I’ve been playing, and I say “But, my favorite game of all time has to be Marathon. It’s this old game by Bungie-” “You play Marathon?” “Yeah!” “Did you know that it’s gone open source? The new engine’s called-” “Aleph One, yeah, I know.” “Really? Did you ever go on the Pfhorums?” “WHOA, YOU’RE ON THE PFHORUMS?”

- incontrovertible proof that he did actually meet the guy
- I can hear J—’s tone here, using this question to test whether or not P-fail was a cool guy. Doesn’t sound like he passed.

olmec: CLIQUE, Celebrities, Community Commentary, Forbidden, Logs, PARADIGM SHIFT, People, Pfhorums, Serious, Typography + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 10:22 pm

January 3, 2010

CLIQUE insights

Dugit and friends have been the subject of much discussion on #alephone, especially in light of some recent Pfhorums threads. To confirm the public’s suspicions that CLIQUE is more concerned with posturing than anything else, here’s what half of us really think of shitposting:

[thermoplyae] jesus christ
[thermoplyae] i was just thinking “man the pfhorums sure are active, this is totally contrary to that graph that irons had”
[thermoplyae] but 2/3 of the last posts were made by DUGIT, and now i understand what you guys are so uppity about
[thermoplyae] i’m gonna do steve’s job and see if i can flag any of these for shitposting
[Stevedollars] if you report posts I’m more likely to actually do something
[Stevedollars] I’ve only deleted two or three posts today
[ray] it’s a good thing shitposting kingpin patrick is suspended and quality poster dugit is able to go about his posting
[thermoplyae] well i lied, i don’t really know what shitposting even means, so i’m not going to flag anything
[Wrkncacnter] i took a screenshot from last night
[Wrkncacnter] it’s pretty great
[ray] nobody knows what shitposting means
[Wrkncacnter] ^
[treellama] ^^
[Wrkncacnter] that’s why it’s so fun to talk about
[ray] the only thing we can agree on is that dugit is a loser

: Whatever CLIQUE feels about shitposting has had little bearing on Steve, who’s taken the opportunity to seize some Pfhorums political power by suspending patrick and leaving the Dugit/WJ/Envy cell undisturbed.
: hahaha

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December 8, 2009

November 2009 POTM

It’s not really fair to let me announce a post of the month, as I always immediately reduce to picking a patrick of the month. With that bias aired, this patrick post deserves the November title for being extremely intricate (unlike the usual ham-handed parody that gets picked for PotM). That kind of detailed image work isn’t something any of the rest of us bother with anymore, and that’s what makes it so impressive.

Congratulations.

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November 11, 2009

Careers in Loch

Loch has long since stopped being just a hobby for us; Irons has his writing, Treellama as a programmer has his dead rats and tampons, and I have my cohomology. To illustrate my point, I’ve partially copied some notes over I wrote about using homotopy sheaves to enlarge the category of spaces for which we can build ordinary cohomology. Without further ado:

A recurring theme in the foundations of things connected to topology is an inability to geometrically describe what cohomology “means” above the first few bottom degrees. This problem has also been regularly resolved by introducing homotopy closer to the bottom of the pyramid, so to speak; for instance, Quillen’s +-construction (which gave way to full-blown algebraic K-theory) was built by introducing a kind of homotopy to algebraic geometry, rather than trying to build the algebraic K-theory functors in isolation of their homotopy-theoretic roots, which is basically what had been going on before that. (As reference, look at the Wikipedia article’s subsection on the lower groups.) For exceedingly polite rings, their algebraic K-theory is known for formal reasons — and while this seems like an egregious sin in the context of algebra, the exact same thing is going on in the classical cohomology of spaces.

Namely, for nice spaces, one way to build the cohomology is to produce the singular chain complex of the space, dualize, and find its cohomology; the roots of this construction are in producing maps from the n-simplex into our space, and the amount of such maps depends upon how coarse the topology is on the target space. Namely, the coarser the better. Another definition is to think about maps from our space out into a representing space for cohomology, called an Eilenberg-Maclane space; this approach yields a lot of information when the topology is fine. On CW-complexes (or other similar models for nice spaces), these two definitions agree, but in the general category of spaces they produce quite different results. Furthermore, since neither coarse nor fine topologies are “good”, neither approach seems universally better than the other. This is a problem we ought to rectify.

Another face of cohomology comes from the interpretation in terms of principal G-bundles: a cohomology class [f] in H1(X; G) corresponds to a map f: X → K(G, 1) = BG, where BG is the “classifying space” of G, used in the sense that BG supports a principal G-bundle EG → BG such that EG is a contractible space. Pulling EG back along f gives an evident map from Hom(X, K(G, 1) to isomorphism classes of principal G-bundles over X. If we consider f up to homotopy, then this association is injective — and because EG is contractible, this association is surjective, so cohomology classes in degree 1 can be interpreted as principal G-bundles over X.

If we assert that G is discrete, then we can also say that these are the same as sheaves over X whose stalks are (coherently) isomorphic to G. The back-and-forth between sheaves and covering spaces is a point of view with incredible clarity, so we’d better take time out to explain. The first general assertion is that to any map of spaces Y → X, we can build a sheaf ΓY over X, called the sheaf of sections, where the elements associated to an open set U in X are the continuous maps U → Y such that the composition U → Y → X is the identity on U. The second general assertion (and this is the incredible one) is that this example is generic — i.e., given any sheaf F over X we can build a space Y over X such that the sheaf of sections of Y is isomorphic to the original sheaf! Y is called the étale space of F, and we denote it as Ét(F).

How do we build such a thing? We must satisfy the key condition that any element of F(U) should correspond to a section of our map Y → X over U. We should start by building the set of points Ét(F) = ∪x ∈ X Fx consisting of all the stalks of F; this comes with a map back down to X by picking a point in Ét(F) and sending it to the point in X that owns its parent stalk. We now need to induce a topology so we can control what sections are continuous. This step is actually kind of obvious, once we’ve made it this far: pick an element f in F(U), and let fx be the element in the stalk Fx corresponding to the restriction of f. Finally, declare the union ∪x ∈ U fx to be open in Ét(F), and consider f as the map f: U → Ét(F) that takes x to fx. f is continuous and a section of the projection Ét(F) → X, and one can show that these are the only sections that this topology admits. So we’re done! In addition, it can be shown that the map Ét(F) → X is a “local homeomorphism,” in the sense that restricting to a small neighborhood in Ét(F) makes the projection into a homeomorphism down to X.

(As an aside, we can build this same object for presheaves, which produces a sheaf that comes with an isomorphism on stalks back to the original presheaf. This process is called “sheafification,” and it’s what powers topos theory as built on top of sheaves.)

So this lets us talk about G-cohomology classes in X of degree 1 as certain kinds of sheaves over X. But what about the other degrees? It is remarkably unclear how to proceed; any K-theory-styled operations that we learn about from studying principal bundles will produce more principal bundles, and we’ll never escape H1, so they’re of no use. The critical thing to note is that if we’re extremely careful, we can build BG in such a way that it too is an abelian topological group. We can then iterate this construction to produce BBG, which turns out to be a K(G, 2), and it supports a contractible BG-bundle we call EBG. Again, isomorphism classes of BG-bundles over X correspond to second degree G-cohomology classes of X as induced by the pullback of EBG.

But this turns out to be much harder to translate into the language of sheaves. The core problem is that the subspace corresponding to any particular stalk in Ét(F) is necessarily discrete, whereas principal BG-bundles emphatically do not have discrete fibers — their fibers are, of course, isomorphic to BG. This is a direct consequence of the convention that sheaves take values in the category of sets — which we consider here as the subcategory of spaces consisting of homotopy 0-types. If we generalize our notion of “sheaf” to allow them to take on values in the category of homotopy 1-types, then we can perform a very similar construction to the one above that translates G-bundles into sheaves with stalks coherently isomorphic to G — but instead, we translate BG-bundles (i.e., cohomology 2-classes) into certain kinds of stacks, and in particular, BBG is the classifying stack of the topological group BG.

There’s no reason to stop here! If we reformulate our definition of sheaf to allow our sheaves to assign open sets to arbitrary spaces, then we achieve the flexibility that we need to translate Hn(X; G) into the context of sheaves for arbitrary n. This is one of the core motivations for Lurie’s work on “homotopy topoi,” which he graciously took the time to write a book about. A sizable portion of that book is also dedicated to developing a good theory of (∞, 1)-categories, which he calls ∞-categories and more traditional methods call either quasicategories (like Joyal) or weak Kan complexes (like Boardman and Vogt).

The transfer to topoi is part of this general practice of “enlarging” your data. The reason we care about schemes is that they’re like rings with the localization data made explicit; the localization was always there, but now we can handle it somehow explicitly. The reason we care about a category of sheaves over a space (i.e., a topos) is that it’s supposed to contain all the data that can be detected by strictly gluing “things” together — i.e., all the data that (sheaf) cohomology can detect about the space. That data was already there — the only thing the space dictates is how the gluing has to happen, which is encoded in the topos. The reason we care about homotopy topoi is that they contain all the data that general cohomology can detect, i.e., a tool that allows for patching data together up to higher coherent isomorphism. Again, this data is all “in” the space, but transferring to these larger categories where we deal with representations of the data is terribly useful for manipulating it.

There’s a trade-off, of course; namely, these homotopy sheaves don’t have a built-in notion of algebra, and we know that restricting to module-valued cohomology theories produces all kinds of strong representability results. It would be nice to understand the usual algebraic structures we’ve come to expect on ordinary cohomology in this homotopy sheaf context — what procedure can we follow to build the “product” of two G-bundles, itself a BG-bundle? What do the Steenrod operations look like, and how do we produce them? These are — to me, at least — questions with nonobvious answers, though it’s not clear that trying to come up with an answer would yield any kind of valuable information about homotopy sheaves in general, but instead just about these particularly algebraic structures. (And we already understand them classically, so…)

That’s enough dense loch for one post, I think. The point is that you can get paid for such nonsense (though not well). JFO: not for nothing.

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