January 14, 2011

My Own Private Thermoplyae

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April 29, 2010

Whatever I Please

So long, Karuma.

So long, Karuma.

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April 16, 2009

Somewhere in the Heavens

CORRUPT

(Try to read between the lines a little bit more)

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April 10, 2009

By The Pretty Committee

Please Stop.

Please Stop.

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March 14, 2009

So let it be Written, so let it be Drawn

So let it be written, do let it be done.

So let it be written, do let it be done.

The long-awaited graphic novel adaptation of Macsforever’s early epic novel Marathon: The Chilron is now available! We have big plans for it, including ray’s annotations of the original work and my own extended commentary on the graphic novel. Chances are these will be exclusive to the print edition, so keep an eye out for that announcement.

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January 16, 2009

POST APOCALYPSE INFORMATION CLEARING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES

Now that MARARTHON has officially taken its own life, there are a few things I’d like to get off my chest. I mean, they’ve bothered me for something like a year. That’s a long time if you think about it. (Also, I have the gift of Bourbon, so truth is coming more naturally to me at the moment.)

(Try to read between the lines a little bit more)

September 4, 2008

Headlong

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August 19, 2008

Crude Drawings

CLIQUE Stories 1, 2 & 3 are just the beginning…

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July 13, 2008

Misogyny: NATO’s Understanding

/!\ Roof Notification /!\

In the interest of equality, there are no women allowed.

It’s a tough topic in a male-oriented community (which, let’s face it, is every gaming community—but especially Marathon): Misogyny.

misogyny (n.): The hatred of, or pathological aversion to women.

Phallus 1

Phallus 2

Phallus 3

From birth to unbirth, there is no way to fight against the prejudices of our greatest passion.

Or is there? Let’s explore some methods.

12 July 2008

Dear Irons,

We have decided that your Proposal (EN-C445C-9A) no longer speaks to the hearts or minds of the Single White Female audience that was originally our target demographic. While we would still like to see your new Marathon game, we feel that it would do best as a scenario among the multitude that followed Infinity, rather than as our new project.

Our Deepest Apologies,
Bungie Studios

They didn’t like the gratuitous sexual content.

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