6/6/2009 chat cabalism ?

old guard of remakes #alephone, hux imitation fun .

tor nodes? any new ideas? wb cult

ahuxley gone, ahuxley flow beginning, 6/6/2009

no bs

Now that MARARTHON has officially taken its own life, there are a few things I’d like to get off my chest. I mean, they’ve bothered me for something like a year. That’s a long time if you think about it. (Also, I have the gift of Bourbon, so truth is coming more naturally to me at the moment.)

(Try to read between the lines a little bit more)

Patrick: W’rknmiah 4:23-27

Hotmodal beheld the traxus wiki,
And, loch, mararthon’s status was dead and dying;
And the name servers, and they had n0×9B5:TERMISFORBIDDEN

Hotmodal beheld the peacks, and, loch, they had prahblums.
And all the colours of the friggin’ rainbow had freely bled.

Hotmodal beheld, and, loch, there were no pfhorums,
And all the pigeons of infinitys were fled.

Hotmodal beheld, and, loch, simplici7y was a wilderness,
And all the maps thereon were taken down
At the presence of THE LORD,
and before His fierce 4GETfulness.

For thus saith THE LORD:
The whole community shall be ruined;
Yet RyokoTK will do it single-handedly.

They called it “China red“:

Displayed at right is the web color orange-red, which has a special significance in hacker culture. The documentation for Digital Equipment Corporation’s VMS version 4 came in memorable, distinctively-colored orangish-red ring binders, and “China red” was Digital’s official name for this color.

They kept their own Documents in this color, but their scientists had let a few things slip in their calculations, and most of all, added a corrupt shade of Cyan to their formula (0xFF3F00 - 0xFB4809 = 0x03F6F7). This is why DEC dissolved in the late 1990s, when the CLIQUE placed the new AGENT ORANGE formula in its Design Document (c.1998), having published the results of its experiments only after careful testing. “China red’s” formula is the only asset of DEC whose purchase was kept from the prying eyes of the government.

The name was another important contributor to the color’s imperfection and DEC’s downfall. They chose the modifier “China” to describe their red, which, although it certainly conjures images of the last great Communist nation on Earth, does little beyond that. AGENT ORANGE, on the other hand, takes its name from the defoliant that became famous in an anti-communist military campaign in Vietnam. While the U.S. lost the war, their agent orange served its purpose well. CLIQUE’s foremost color continues this proud tradition, stripping the cover from all dark places, hearts, and minds in Mararthon, letting in CLIQUE’s light.

RE: Through the Lookingmaintenancecloset.

CLIQUE c. June 2004 (Irons in yellow, Gonzague to his right)

We think someone has been writing books about us and disguising the main characters as girls. We do not take kindly to this. Here is the evidence of the intentional similarities to actual persons, living or dead.

Us, obviously.

This is about the feud between hux and me.

Slave.

This is about the cliquestories site, who stole what should have been the domain for our own CLIQUE stories.

ESB takes Pfhorums offline roughly once a month.

Dialing L!

Maybe the story here contains Patrick, who seems to understand the bad man behind blue eyes.

One word: Stomped.

I’m thinking “meatserver” here.

     END

Nearly two years ago, Appleswitch bequeathed the power of administration upon Ryoko. What did Bobwithkeycard think? Cue shitstorm. I was fiddling around on this site earlier and I realized that Ryoko actually does a smooth job; so smooth that I didn’t think about it, and indeed, Ryoko’s admin powers seemed to me like unto a myth rather than a reality. (Kind of like CLIQUE.) What is the thought of our fair populace?

The One has left the community! The One was a young outsider with a sharp wit and a talent for programming, and he vanished early this May due to conflict on the Pfhorums, and woe is us! We’re in a lot of trouble!

So, a nerdy, childish forum-goer decided he had better things to do than become involved in the Marathon community. What does that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us? Because you and the other hundred visitors of this site are reading this article right now. Because less than 3 percent of you people understand literary allusion. Because less than 15 percent of you play on Total Carnage. Because the only truth you know is what you get through JFO. Right now there is an entire generation of Marathon players who never knew anything that didn’t come out of JFO.

JFO is the gospel, the ultimate revelation. JFO can make or break mappers, administrators, writers, and artists. JFO is the most awesome goddamn force in the whole godless community, and woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people, and that’s why woe is us that The One left the community! This site is now entirely in the hands of the CLIQUE, and there’s a new community leader, a man called Jon Irons, taking The One’s place in dominating the Pfhorums. And when one of the most influential Marathon groups controls the most awesome goddamn propaganda force in the whole godless community, who knows what shit will be peddled for tru7h on this website.

So, you listen to me. You listen to me! JFO is not the tru7h. JFO’s a goddamn amusement park. JFO is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of trolls, mappers, artists, writers, pornography peddlers, and programmers. We’re here to assuage our own boredom!

So if you want the tru7h, go to the Story Pages. Go to the MSF archives. Think for yourselves! Because that’s the only place you’re ever going to find any real tru7h. But, man, you’re never going to get any tru7h from us. We’ll tell you any shit you want to hear, and we’ll lie like hell. Oh, we’ll tell you that Ryoko always bans the trolls, and that nobody in the CLIQUE ever makes a bad netmap, and no matter how much trouble the Marine is in, don’t worry, just look at the remaining level count. At the end of the game, he’s going to win. We’ll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in jokes and illusions, man, none of it is true! But you people sit there on the metaserver and the forums, day after day, night after night — all ages, colors, creeds. JFO is all you know!

You’re beginning to believe the illusions we’re spinning here! You’re beginning to think that the CLIQUE is reality and that your own posts are substandard. You do whatever the CLIQUE tells you — you map like the CLIQUE, you review like the CLIQUE, you force your friends into Marathon like the CLIQUE. You even think like the CLIQUE! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God’s name, you people are the real thing. We are the illusion!

So close your web browser right now. Close it now! Close it right now! Close it and leave it closed. Close it right in the middle of this sentence you’re reading now! Close it!!

(With apologies to Chayefsky.)