June 5, 2009

Bolton returns to the fold

VOICES blurred and incoherent, swirling in vortex loch
Irons’ cries cannot reach Wrk;
Adminstrations fall apart; the Pfhorums cannot hold;
Brainless listing grips the community,
The youthful tide is loosed, and everywhere
The pride of Marathon is drowned;
The best, exhausted, have all 4GOTten, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely TGI:B is at hand.
The Gray Incident! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image from JFO
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the forests of Minnesota
A shape with a bulbous nose and daggers for teeth,
Eyes lidded and craw full of Mariusnet meat,
Is slowly texturing its floors, while all about it
Fly protestant posts of vulturing mappers.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That six months of stony stillness
Were vexed to nightmare by semester’s end,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Simplici7y to be born?

olmec: #a1, *IMAGE*, Aleph One, News, Serious, Simplici7y + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 12:40 pm

June 4, 2009

IN MY MIND

I just wanted to get this off my chest:

YOU'RE SMART

olmec: *IMAGE*, Jokes + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 1:24 am

June 2, 2009

hux fun

6/6/2009 chat cabalism ?

old guard of remakes #alephone, hux imitation fun .

tor nodes? any new ideas? wb cult

ahuxley gone, ahuxley flow beginning, 6/6/2009

no bs

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May 25, 2009

More True Confessions

As a member of other ancient gaming communities, ray helps keep track the competition’s ways and means, thereby providing valuable tactical information used to keep Mararthon as unpopular as possible. A few days ago he found this echo in ZZT of our own recent events:

<ray> those zzt motherfuckers are stealing our material
<ray> see http://zzt.belsambar.net/
<ray> of course the people claiming that are the same ones that strangled zzt to death by being obnoxious and insular
<ray> parallels? none

On a related note, tehwastedjamacan has recently gifted us with some Pfhorums downtime by posting his rendition of the Pfhorums, here hosted on imageshack and scaled down significantly from its original resolution. Downloading the original took several minutes to squeeze the behemoth image through appleswitch’s connection, effectively preventing all Pfhorums access for the duration — and again, ray took advantage of the situation, always watchful for ways to strangle Marathon to death.

<@treellama> 12 wgets to 4get

Epilogue:

appleswitch@mac.com: S7 and Pfhorums are now on a symmetric 50 Mbps pipe.

I guess at least something good came out of this.

olmec: #a1, 4GET MARARTHON, CLIQUE, News, Pfhorums, Simplici7y + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 10:24 pm

May 14, 2009

Congrats, Thermo

{he chose the right guy to copy from on his final}

Stop coding.

olmec: *IMAGE*, *NM*, Celebrities, LEET KREW, News, Serious, Stats, Where the Twist Flops + tapped to you by irons @ 10:07 pm

May 12, 2009

O LORD Thou pluckest me out

ESB is Empty

ESB is Empty

ESB’s tent is broken: the last echos of *NM*
Clutch and sink off the top page. The sound of uki
Crosses the blackness, unread. The readers are departed.
JFO, run softly, till I end my post.
ESB bears no new messages, announcements of carnage fests,
Discussions of Eternal, comparisons of weapons, trolls, spammers,
Or other testimony of activity. The readers are departed.
And the CLIQUE, the loitering heirs of the old Bungie crew;
Loched, have left no addresses.
By the ruins of TGI I sat down and wept…
JFO, run softly, till I end my post,
JFO, run softly, for I speak not loud nor boast.

But at my back from an unlocked maintenance closet I hear
The slam of a door, and chuckle spread from ear to ear.

olmec: *AUDIO*, *IMAGE*, 4GET MARARTHON, ESB, News, Serious, + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 3:07 pm

April 1, 2009

A True Confession

I am Patrick.

olmec: Celebrities, News, PARADIGM SHIFT, People, Serious + tapped to you by r @ 10:37 pm

March 17, 2009

Who JUICES the JUICEMEN?

You probably saw this coming from a mile away, so I might as well get started with zero preamble.

(Try to read between the lines a little bit more)

olmec: *IMAGE*, CLIQUE, Fanfic, Lists, People, Periodical + tapped to you by irons @ 1:24 am

March 16, 2009

Where am I?

Apparently I’m in the Village. A woman came to my door today, asked me to vote for David Gehrig in the upcoming election in the Urbana city council, and gave me a flyer, which I’ve attached for your viewing pleasure:

LESS WORK -- AND MORE PLAY

Sadly, she wasn’t wearing a numbered pin. I didn’t get the extent of the campaign tactic until hours later, actually, but I did immediately notice the similar fonts — their e is remarkably epsilonic.

olmec: *LINK*, Celebrities, News, Serious, The Prisoner + tapped to you by thermoplyae @ 1:49 am

March 14, 2009

So let it be Written, so let it be Drawn

So let it be written, do let it be done.

So let it be written, do let it be done.

The long-awaited graphic novel adaptation of Macsforever’s early epic novel Marathon: The Chilron is now available! We have big plans for it, including ray’s annotations of the original work and my own extended commentary on the graphic novel. Chances are these will be exclusive to the print edition, so keep an eye out for that announcement.

olmec: *IMAGE*, Crude Drawings, Fanfic, News, People, Serious, Stories, Warhampster + tapped to you by irons @ 8:16 pm
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