I thought this was funny as hell, and I’m bored, so here you go.  See if you can tell who the idiot is.
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After reading chat from the meatserver some days, I find it hard to believe people can be so retarded. But since Arrival was not functioning today, I decided to use MythChat to see if the myth guys were having any trouble. Well, it turns out they are. The server was working just fine, however. I forgot I had MythChat running and checked about an hour later, and this is ALL that had been said in that time.
(Warning: A whole lot of spam follows)
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There has been quite a bit of chatter about Ray on the metaserver and it seems he is quickly becoming the most popular person in the community. Or at least the most talked about. I could write something about him, but why don’t I just let the community speak for itself.

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Day 1

Dear Diary,

Today I checked Pfhorums as usual. There wasn’t much to see there. As usual lately. I mean, Moppypuppy got all huffy about his stupid topic (the one about the video, good God). There’s also a new scenario announcement: “lolnova.” It’s a joke scenario; whether the creators realize this or not is the only question in my mind.

ESB is getting some new adrenaline shot through its shriveled balls: some guy named “Godot” showed up. I swear something like this happened on Pfhorums two years ago… However, this Godot claims to be Hamish. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was just ukimalefu posting more of his redundant crap so ESB never dies. We were so close, too…

Three posts from glory.

Day 2

Dear Diary,

I thought about things a little yesterday, and I just realized I haven’t played at all in a month or two. The nights just after my router replacement were joyous, full of netgames. I think I hosted a hundred within a couple of weeks. It was a new leaf for me, after the many months of non-gaming. Things were looking up.

Then what? I got drawn back into the CLIQUE meta-game. And I like it. I’ve got some comments from outsiders on JFO now, which might be because of the recent Pfhorums outage. I think I like the people here better than I like the game itself, if you can believe that. Why play at all?

Day 3

Dear Diary,

#alephone lately has been mainly join/part messages and discussion about Smithy. Don’t get me wrong; Smithy is a great program that will add new life to Marathon. It’s just a few years too late for me. I talk a lot about this program and others, but I need to face the reality that I’m not planning on mapping ever again. Sure, I might make a level occasionally, but I think everyone agrees that my heyday was over by the time I started Pelikan. It’s another case of learned behavior: making a fuss out of Marathon when I have almost nothing to do with it any more. Why bother?

Day 4

Dear Diary,

I launched the 4GET MARARTHON campaign. Some might ask why, and I will answer them in the privacy of this journal: for me and for Wolfy. Both of us have things we want to accomplish that became twisted and unrecognizable at some point in the last four years. I want to write, and my prose lately has taken me to new and frightening places, causing me to draw unforeseen conclusions about myself. Treellama went to school for his music, a noble goal. We both need to forget Marathon. There’s a word other have used in the past for the act of forgetting the game, but I don’t dare utter it just yet.

Day 5

Dear Diary,

4GET has already produced fruit. I wrote more in Earth Mother. Wolfy finished a song he began months ago. There’s not much of a choice now.

Now

loch

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I got this meme from one of our sister sites, the aptly-named clique.blogspot.com:

I AM IN A CLIQUE MEME!!!

What is your clique’s name? CLIQUE.

Who founded your clique? Hotmodal.

Who is the prettiest member? Ray. Bridget.

Who is the richest member? Treellama.

What is the hottest boy your clique has tamed? I don’t know about boys (maybe Thermoplyae or Bridget could tell us), but most of us would agree that more than a few hot sisters have fallen to our charms.

What is the official mascot of your clique? lochnits

What is your clique’s clothing style? We mostly wear crappy clothes, because not much comes in AGENT ORANGE/GAN GREEN. The sisters aren’t complaining, though.

Who is the least likely person to be accepted into your clique? There are so many, it’s hard to chose. *blushes* But if I were forced to answer, it would be MarsMartianMan.

Who is the most likely person to be accepted? Patrick!!

Where does your clique hang out? #alephone, sometimes here, too.

What is your clique’s favorite store at the mall? Two words: Hot. Topic.

Are you close enough with your clique to call them sisters? Considering our genders and sexual attitudes toward hot sisters, this is extremely creepy to think about. Bridget is probably into it, though.

I will grant you one wish. What is it? Stop camping.

We now have a new home; be sure to update the millions of bookmarks and links pointing to us. I’m trying to squeeze everything into a reasonable facsimile of the old site, so hang on for the next few days. Other than that, enjoy!

We think someone has been writing books about us and disguising the main characters as girls. We do not take kindly to this. Here is the evidence of the intentional similarities to actual persons, living or dead.

Us, obviously.

This is about the feud between hux and me.

Slave.

This is about the cliquestories site, who stole what should have been the domain for our own CLIQUE stories.

ESB takes Pfhorums offline roughly once a month.

Dialing L!

Maybe the story here contains Patrick, who seems to understand the bad man behind blue eyes.

One word: Stomped.

I’m thinking “meatserver” here.

Boretower2’s monthly updates are now completely automated. As always, you can get the log files or just check out the summary.

Thanks to Irons, we now have hosting statistics available for each individual host. You can take a look here.

As always, the summary and log files are available.

ahuxley was nice enough to list some bad CLIQUE habits for us:

• tight tunnels
• light up stairways
• ledges
• dead ends
• lots of detail in a box room
• strip lights along a long straight tight tunnel
• doors to no where
• height as some ‘feature’
• all the junk people pass of as ‘creative’

This is a very convenient list, because if you want to be in the CLIQUE, you will never get there without first making a map with all these bad habits. And, if you want to rebel against the CLIQUE, then you need to make a map with none of these bad habits.